You have successfully reached my Home page, which I lovingly title

“This Is a Home Page With Nothing On It

Even Though I Spent 8 Hours In a Coffee Shop

Trying Desperately to Figure Out What to Write

To Make the Perfect First Impression

And So, To Avoid A Nervous Breakdown,

I Decided To Leave It (Mostly) Blank.”

Indeed, there is (almost) nothing on this page, besides this picture of a duckling.

duckling in hands

Photo by Maryana Garcia on Unsplash