You have successfully reached my Home page, which I lovingly title
“This Is a Home Page With Nothing On It
Even Though I Spent 8 Hours In a Coffee Shop
Trying Desperately to Figure Out What to Write
To Make the Perfect First Impression
And So, To Avoid A Nervous Breakdown,
I Decided To Leave It (Mostly) Blank.”
Indeed, there is (almost) nothing on this page, besides this picture of a duckling.
Photo by Maryana Garcia on Unsplash